Here’s the deal, Marcus. I’m 43, you’re 25. I’ve got 2 kids over 18 and out of my home, you’ve got 3 under 7. I’ve babysat your kids and enjoyed them, and then staying over to fuck you. We’re sometimes great in bed together, and I have happily responded to your invitations for casual sex and put up with weeks of being ignored. I’m single, as are you, but you’re about to remarry a woman I’ve met on a few of my daytime babysitting chores for you. Once you’re married, I want to continue to fuck you. Got it?