Put your cock back in your pants, Stew! Go get a beer and I’ll meet you on the front porch.
Author Archives: 123ernie
Beach
Come on in, Francis! Richard is up at the beach house entertaining DeLuree, so you can join me…
Wanting
Jack! Hey…ready and waiting!
Scoot
So sweet, Marv! No more…finish and scoot. I’ve got to clean up for Joe and the kids.
Convenient
This Premier Inn is so convenient, Maurice! 2 blocks from our office, easy to park, and inexpensive…I have to get the children from school, so time for me to become super mom and wife. Friday after lunch?
Like the blouse?
Thank you, Marvin! I like this blouse with a LBD. See how it looks as I take it off.
Reading
Mack, I figured out why you came over to read to me today. Are you interested in me physically? If so, maybe you’ll like seeing what I had on under it all today…
Smokes
Why? Because I don’t smoke in the house.
Not here!
(Whispering) No, Bobby! Not now…Jim is in the principal bath taking a shower.
Surprise!
Well hellooo, Stanley! No, it’s fine. Donald just left. I didn’t know you planned to walk over…where’s Alicia?